you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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