What a fucking waste of an outfit
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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