No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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