I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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