Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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