I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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