Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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