Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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