I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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