where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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