Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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