Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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