Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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