We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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