I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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