New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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