Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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