You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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