me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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