Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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