we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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