I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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