Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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