He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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