I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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