And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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