I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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