fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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