Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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