He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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