People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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