The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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