Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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