I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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