even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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