i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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