Jerry, you need to find god
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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