That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Your shirt... Was in my pants
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
