Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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