what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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