yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dignity is for republicans.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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