You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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