yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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