All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I seem to have left my pride at pride
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Who died my cat blue again?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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