Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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