Your tits are I can't wait for
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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