There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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