So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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