just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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