its not stalking. its research.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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