wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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