let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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