I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
