I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Be still, my beating vagina.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We have so much sex to catch up on
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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