So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He shit in the fireplace
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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