Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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